- Jerry Seinfeld

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Modern Ferret can now accept VISA and MasterCard!
To order, be sure to include your:

• card number

• expiration date

• US dollar amount of order

• signature of cardholder

• daytime phone number

Note: Please do not e-mail us credit card orders.
Send them via regular mail or FAX to (631) 981-3710

Modern Ferret

Dept. WWW

PO Box 1007

Smithtown NY 11787

USA

US Orders:

US regular subscription $27.95

US "plain wrapper" subscription $37.95

Regular: The basic cost for a six-issue subscription (one-year or however long it takes us to finish 6 issues) to Modern Ferret is $27.95. Subscriptions ship via 3rd class bulk mail and arrive in your mailbox unwrapped (just like other magazines). Send your VISA/MasterCard order by mail or FAX it to 631-981-3710.

"Plain": If you live in a "ferret-free zone" such as California or an apartment building that does not allow pets, etc., you may opt to get a "plain wrapper" subscription. Plain wrapper subscriptions carry an additional $10 service charge (for a total of $37.95 for a six-issue subscription) and ship via 1st class mail in a plain opaque envelope with MFM and a PO Box as the return address. Alternatives to plain wrapper service include having the magazine sent to your place of work or having it sent to the home of a friend or relative who does not own ferrets. If you are sending the magazine to an alternate location, please let us know so that we don't have to worry about putting your ferrets in peril. If you do not wish to write a check to Modern Ferret, you can make the check payable to our corporation: Crunchy Concepts Inc. 

Canada & Mexico Orders:

Canada or Mexico 6 issue subscriptions are $37.95 in US dollars payable via VISA/MasterCard or international money order or check clearable through the US banking system.

All Other Countries:

To all other countries, 6 issue subscriptions are $50.00 in US Dollars payable via VISA/MasterCard or international money order or check clearable through the US banking system.